Description

Your pet’s dubious claims, immortalized in 19th-century grandeur.
This exclusive Unreliable Narrator portrait transforms your cat or dog into a Victorian locket icon, encircled by the Latin verdict “Credibilitas Suspecta”—because every meal-time fib deserves a gothic tribute.

The Only Design You’ll Ever Need:
No style choices required. Simply submit your pet’s photo, and we’ll place their most questionably innocent expression into our signature cameo composition. Minimalism is the height of sophistication (and frankly, we know your pet’s lies speak for themselves).

(Meet Luna—our velvet-pawed muse and frequent visitor who graciously models the art of benevolent tyranny. She doesn’t just own the room—she owns the whole establishment, and your heart. Compensation: head scritches and first rights to all sunbeams.)

The Particulars

Canvas Sizes & Pricing:

• 8″x12″ ($79) – “Petite but damning (like a haiku of guilt)”

• 12″x18″ ($119) – “Ideal for hanging above the food bowl (as a reminder)”

• 16″x24″ ($159) – “For pets whose deceptions require museum-scale documentation”

Craftsmanship Details:

• 1.25″ thick poly-cotton canvas (10.15 oz) – as weighty as your pet’s audacity

• Fade-resistant inks that outlast even the most shameless “I’ve never been fed” performances

• Hand-stretched over solid wood bars – no flimsy excuses, just heirloom-quality art

• Ready to hang (brackets included—we trust your judgment, if not your pet’s)

Why This Portrait?
✔ “Finally, proof of Luna’s ‘I’ve never been fed’ theatrics.”
✔ “The only decor that matches her ‘this was always my chair’ energy.”
✔ “Makes my bookshelf look like a courtroom exhibit (which it basically is).”

How to Commission Your Portrait

1. Select your canvas size and complete your order.

2. Email your pet’s photo to custom@velvetpawpress.com
   (Subject: Order #[Your Number] + [Pet’s Name])

3. We work our magic → Your proof arrives in 3-5 days.

4. Display like royalty → Pair your unframed canvas with a thrifted gilt frame or shadowbox (Luna recommends positioning it where guests can’t miss it).

Note: The ornate locket frame in our mockup is aesthetic inspiration—your portrait arrives unframed, ready for your own velvet shadowbox or thrifted treasure.

Questions?
Reply to your order confirmation or address inquiries to Luna’s daytime secretary (@velvetpawpress).

A Velvet Paw Press Promise

No Bulk, Just Belonging
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Velvet Paw Press and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.